He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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