I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night