why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes