I'm jealous of your bromance
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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