Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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