I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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