He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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