I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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