she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"