Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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