I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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