This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
My life is pants optional.
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