Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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