So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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