Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
