Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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