Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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