found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
this is an emotional support booty call
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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