dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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