question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
