Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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