it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
