So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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