Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
this must be what syphilis tastes like
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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