We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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