Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
wow bdsm is so cute
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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