Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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I need you to use more vowels.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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