At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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