4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.