when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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