just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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