I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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