I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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