I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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