Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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