that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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