i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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