No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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