You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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