Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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