ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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