toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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