Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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