i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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