Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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