that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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