just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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