btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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