I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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