if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
ok first of all what the fuck
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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