dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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