Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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