I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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