READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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