Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It's shark week go big or go home
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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