therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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