I heard we made out
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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