hotel room ftw
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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