if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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