Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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