How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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She even gives head with a lisp.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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