Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
two words: eviction party
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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