she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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