why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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