I can't watch pbs sober anymore
im six kinds of drunk right now
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Randomize
