Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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